May 2020

In A Time of Crisis you soon know the competency and worth of your politicians

People will get the government they deserve, Joseph de Maistre came up with this notion and I am convinced he is absolutely correct. More relevant to the situation today I am a firm believer that a global crisis such as a pandemic is a test for any government. I am not really interested in politics or criticising any individuals or governments so I speak in general terms if critical and more specific if complimentary.

Well I have to say many countries around the world have been tested and are doing extremely well thanks to good governments and leaders. The challenge has been great sadly so has the death toll in countries around the globe but so many politicians have shows their leadership, resourcefulness and ability to perform under pressure. In stark contrast we have seen in countries very close to home the absolute opposite. We have witnessed politicians and governments make an extreme effort to pretend, that’s right pretend to fight this global pandemic.

Certain governments and politicians have resorted to insinuating their country is immune to the pandemic due to the tropical and humid conditions of their country. None of this had any scientific basis even when neighbouring countries with the same environmental conditions were reporting the outbreak. Some politicians would try to convince the masses that they are yet again in some way immune to this pandemic because of their faith in God and if they continued to pray to God then they would all be protected. Once again with absolutely no scientific evidence that a God exists let alone care about one of the most destructive species on the planet, humans. Some politicians have bragged and boasted they had zero cases of the pandemic when neighbouring countries were reporting a sharp increase in cases. They were just too good, too effective with their quarantining measures. No, they simply were not doing testing, well less than one person per million, hence no reports of the pandemic. Yes these type of responses are typical of a government that is doing a great job and pretending to fight the pandemic.

They the complete fudging of the figures, where would we be without distorting the numbers. A certain government at the onset of hearing the virus was spreading in their country still reported no deaths, wow. No deaths that’s amazing. Off course it was too good to be true. Apparently the hospitals where patients had died did not report the deaths to the governments and that’s why the death toll suddenly jumped from zero to a few hundred. It was the fault of the doctors and medical professionals for not telling the government, yeah right.

The best way to fudge figures is simply to massively under report all the cases by not testing enough and all the deaths by simply not filling in the cause of death on the death certificate. That’s all one needs to do to continue to look good. Unfortunately the WOW, neighbouring countries and anyone with half a brain won’t believe this crap but strangely enough most people in this particular country will because they are brainwashed and stupid.

So now that the figures have been fudged lets hide from the cameras and get spokes people to talk on the governments behalf and not answer any questions. Yes one way communication. Let’s have no national approach to solving this pandemic, lets get the local governors to manage this situation and in a few months when it is completely out of control we will have someone to blame. Awesome we have scapegoats. Finally when the death toll is in the thousands lets have no lock-down, who needs a lock-down.

You get the picture. Countries like Singapore, UK, Italy, Spain, Malaysia New Zealand and Australia have all dealt with this pandemic and are still dealing with it but the effort and steps taken have been truly amazing. These countries, while not politically perfect have the right people to lead them though this crisis. These countries have truly got the governments they deserved and very fine ones indeed. Meanwhile in other courtiers some government officials think women can be impregnated from seamen if they swim in a pool a man has swam in. Yeah speechless. Just remember you too will get the government you deserve. When the world returns to normality we can stop talking about politics and relax with a happy ending massage and visit Bali again.

April 2020

I’m Sucking On A Cherry But I Would Rather Suck On You

Well sometimes the strangest things happen out of the blue. Bali a bustling and vibrant tourist destination is now like a ghost town and it is not just Bali. Destinations, cities and countries all over the world are in complete or semi shut down. Who would have guessed this would have happened when we were all celebrating on new years day a few months back.

The world as we know it is on pause, for how long is really unknown but girls in Bali have nothing to suck on and that means no money. We crave big pink western sausage and now all we are left with is the small brown mutilated variety. No thanks and no way.

It’s not just the girls, the whole island is empty and no one is making money. All the plush restaurants, bars, cafes, boutique shops, they are all sufferings and we are all pondering upon the same questions. When will this end and when will tourism pick up.

The answer is very unclear at this stage as the pandemic has not really kicked in but it has had a massive negative impact on the local economy and this impact will remain for the rest of 2020. How can it possibly get better? People all over the world have lost money and people are still scared to travel. It is one thing to get through this bitter storm but it is another thing altogether for an economy to u turn and for tourism to pick up. It could be worse, people globally are dying so lets priorities. Health is number one.

Many nations around the world are imposing travel restrictions, many air carriers are cancelling flights so the services industry and more specifically the tourism industry globally has been completely smashed. What are people to do, simple live cheap, live real cheap at least till the new year. Some like myself who reside in Singapore can rely on a competent and responsible Government for support and a plan. Others who live in Bali and other developing countries with inept governments will have to endure these hard times but at least the daily expenses are affordable.

The most important thing right now is to practice social distancing and this means being by yourself for the time being. So one great way to pass the time is to surf your favourite websites with some hand cream lotion near by and enjoy distressing knowing that in a few weeks you will be able to practice what you are watching and that is a comforting thought. If you are a girl remember to stock up on those batteries as they will be drained after a few hours of pleasure.

It is not that bad spending time with ones self and pleasing ones self, now is the ideal time to make the most of the situation. We are all in the same boat regardless of the country we are in so we can all relate. It can be tough, us girls cannot get our favourite protein shake fresh from the source, we are used to getting a few servings throughout the day. How well, once this is over and things return to normal you know exactly where to go if you happen to be in Bali and require a sensual massage. I guess for now I will have to just suck on some fruit.

March 2020

Don t Make a Whore A House Wife In Bali

I recently went to a friends wedding and it was very very interesting. The guy was from the UK, he was a white guy in his mid 30s originally from Portsmouth, his nickname was Jim. The girl was Indonesian but not Balinese, she was from Sumatra. They were finally doing it, they were getting married. His family few all the way from the UK to be with him on his special day as did many of his friends. The girl AKA Rose was in her early 30s, she has a daughter from a previous marriage, and apparently a model. Strangely her mother and father were no where to be seen. In fact not even on of the girls aunts or uncles were present on her wedding day. How peculiar it thought.

Then I looked at the guests at the wedding. I had just arrived from Singapore and was in Bali for a few days and had known the groom for some years. Most of guest were guys from the UK Europe or Australia and all of their partners and I mean all of their partners were Indonesian women but not from Bali. They were all from Java Sumatra or some other island and they all had a similar style of dress and mannerism. They were sexy but seemed to lack sophistication, education and class and all of them had very dark skin.

I’m a woman and it takes me half a second to work out another women. They all had something in common, they were all whores. The situation was the same, none of them had a job, none of them worked. Most of them were married previously to an Indonesian man, most of them had at least one child from their previous marriage, they all had tattoos, they all had a very sexual way of dressing, most of them were apparently models but strangely could not remember the modelling agency they worked for and were past it in terms of age and were not really tall enough to be a model. Apparently they were all good Muslim girls who loved to drink. Hmmm a very interesting picture.

My friend Jimwas a very sweat guy, he was also very naive. I had known that Roe and Jim had many issues previously and had broken up many times. Jim would leave Bali from time to time and stay in the UK to earn money for 2 to 4 months to earn money. Issues centred around Rose constantly being seen in bars and clubs with other guys. It was not even a once off, it was an every night occurrence. Bali is a small place, all Jim’s friends would go to the same clubs/bars as Rose. She would not even hide it, she would tell his friends to keep quiet and not say anything. So why was she constantly seeing these other guys behind poor Jim’s back. Simple, it was her job. That is correct, she meets guys on a daily basis,seduces them and gets paid money.

It was not only Rose who was doing this. Girls talk to girls and many of the girls at the wedding were telling me how hot I was and were encouraging me to make money after the wedding in the clubs and bars. The old saying is, birds of a feather flock together and all these girls at this wedding were whores. The bride sadly was very popular and a very well known good time girl. She even previously worked at a very well known Massage and Entertainment venue called the Palace where a girl would get 8 – 10 customers in a single night.

What is strange is that Jim was fully aware of this, he did not seem to mind the fact that his wife had swallowed over 1000 guys loads of cum and had been pounded by several thousand guys in the past few years. In fact it actually seemed to excite him. The last I have heard is he still goes overseas frequently and she is still seen in the clubs when he is away. They have a baby boy together and a dog. They have a happy home, he has come to accept what she is, a housewife and a whore as are all her friends. The objective of these women is simple. Make money long term by marrying a Westerner and make more money when their husbands backs are turned but opening their legs in the clubs and bars. Don’t be a fool like these men. If you want some sensual pleasure in Bali contact us and make a booking. Don’t make a whore a housewife in Bali.