Kuta is a great place for a happy ending massage and satisfying blow job

Where do you get a hand or blow job or happy ending massage in Kuta?

Kuta is something of an infamous place in Bali.  it is know for stupidity and trashy tourists.  Kuta is a place infested with what is known as Aussie Bogans.  These are in general rude drunk and racist lower class Australians who don’t like holidaying in Australian because it is expensive.  They will treat Indonesians like subservient slaves and be rude an obnoxious to any other nationalist even other Australians.  Kuta was also bombed a few years ago by Islamic nut-jobs killing hundreds of people.  These nut-jobs to this very day are adored as saints and martyrs in their local villages somewhere in Indonesia. This area is great if you want a happy ending massage along with a blow job.  Yes totally crazy and Kuta is a crazy place.

Now for a serious topic, where does one get a blow job or hand job or a massage with a happy ending in Kuta.  Well the simple answer is everywhere.  There are girls and guys working the beat, most bar girls in Kuta would love to give an unwashed western foreskin belonging to an Aussie Bogan a good licking for a small parting of money.  Now she will tell you she is not a prostitute, she is only doing this because she like you.  Yes she likes you and she has liked another 5 or 6 other guys tonight before your managed to meet her.

There is sex everywhere in this place and for the most it is cheap and it is nasty.  Now be warned, many men fall in love with these girls.  They spend 2 or 3 days hanging out with them at the beach and think they have found love, a fantastic life partner to spend the rest of their time with.  This girl is amazing, she will cook, clean, give a blowjob or happy ending massage and will even engage in your deepest fantasies, yes she will eat pussy.  Now for the disappointment, she just wants your money. You won’t be able to tell, asian girls are always tight no matter how many times they get ploughed every night.  That is the big advantage of these local girls, western girls are much bigger and can stuff in a water melon or 2 litre cock bottle, these girls are accommodating but tight which makes good pleasure.  You are a customer, she is a money making business and when your back is turned she will bang a football team on a slow week. The irony is after a few years if she does not reach success: marrying a westerner, then she will return to her village all wrapped up in her pray clothes every Friday like a respectable lady should.

Finally, everything comes at a price, HIV is a major problem but lets keep that quiet, it’s bad for tourism.  Yes politics, we don’t want sex tourism but we don’t want to talk about HIV because it will reduce tourism, and you thought your Government was bad. Now even with safe practises there is a very good  chance your wallet many go missing or a large sum of money should you end up with one if these girls and not keep an eye on them.  There must be a better way, for a great happy ending massage in Bali visit us.

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