Where do you get a hand or blow job or happy ending massage in Kuta?
Kuta is something of an infamous place in Bali. it is know for stupidity and trashy tourists. Kuta is a place infested with what is known as Aussie Bogans. These are in general rude drunk and racist lower class Australians who don’t like holidaying in Australian because it is expensive. They will treat Indonesians like subservient slaves and be rude an obnoxious to any other nationalist even other Australians. Kuta was also bombed a few years ago by Islamic nut-jobs killing hundreds of people. These nut-jobs to this very day are adored as saints and martyrs in their local villages somewhere in Indonesia. This area is great if you want a happy ending massage along with a blow job. Yes totally crazy and Kuta is a crazy place.
Let our team of talented therapists please you
Now for a serious topic, where does one get a blow job or hand job or a massage with a happy ending in Kuta. Well the simple answer is everywhere. There are girls and guys working the beat, most bar girls in Kuta would love to give an unwashed western foreskin belonging to an Aussie Bogan a good licking for a small parting of money. Now she will tell you she is not a prostitute, she is only doing this because she likes you. Yes, she likes you and she has liked another 5 or 6 other guys tonight before your managed to meet her.
There is sex everywhere in this place and for the most it is cheap and it is nasty. Now be warned, many men fall in love with these girls. They spend 2 or 3 days hanging out with them at the beach and think they have found love, a fantastic life partner to spend the rest of their time with. This girl is amazing, she will cook, clean, give a blowjob or happy ending massage, and will even engage in your deepest fantasies, yes she will eat pussy. Now for the disappointment, she just wants your money. You won’t be able to tell, Asian girls are always tight no matter how many times they get plowed every night. That is the big advantage of these local girls, western girls are much bigger and can stuff in a watermelon or 2-liter cock bottle, these girls are accommodating but tight which makes good pleasure. You are a customer, she is a money-making business and when your back is turned she will bang a football team on a slow week. The irony is after a few years if she does not reach success: marrying a westerner, then she will return to her village all wrapped up in her pray clothes every Friday as a respectable lady should.
Finally, everything comes at a price, HIV is a major problem but let’s keep that quiet, it’s bad for tourism. Yes, politics, we don’t want sex tourism but we don’t want to talk about HIV because it will reduce tourism, and you thought your Government was bad. Now even with safe practices, there is a very good chance your wallet may go missing or a large sum of money should you end up with one if these girls and not keep an eye on them. There must be a better way, for a great happy ending massage in Bali visit us.
An Erotic Massage is Not easy to Come By
One thing Bali is full of is massage parlors, they are everywhere. Literally, every place you look you will find a massage parlor but don’t expect to find what you are looking for in a typical massage parlor and stay away from places like delta spa where they want to overcharge tourists. Sex massage parlors are few and far in between, they are also creepy so best use our professional service instead, or seeking out these overpriced, unfulfilling, and creepy massage parlors.
So what is the Best way to Organise a Sensual Massage?
As mentioned above the typical massage parlor is not going to provide what you are looking for. You want more than just a body massage, a good massage usually involves full sex or at a minimum, a tantric massage, and women in South East Asia are very eager to provide a Westerner with a penis massage or rub a Western ladies privates. A hand job or happy ending is intended to be fun and that is our goal. To let you have fun!!!
Who said this service is just for men
Happy Endings At a Reasonable Price
A great massage will include a well trained massage girl providing a Bali massage that is the kind of Bali massage you really want. No need to visit the local sleazy night clubs spending unnecessary money and wasting your time and forget those unfulfilling massage parlors. A typical Balinese massage is not for you, and if you want a male therapist we are warning you, they are useless.
A full body massage service? What does this mean?
A Bali massage that includes this full body experience is again misleading. They are avoiding your private areas and will only lead to disappointment, so best use our service instead for the best massage experience.