April 2020

I’m Sucking On A Cherry But I Would Rather Suck On You

Well sometimes the strangest things happen out of the blue. Bali a bustling and vibrant tourist destination is now like a ghost town and it is not just Bali. Destinations, cities and countries all over the world are in complete or semi shut down. Who would have guessed this would have happened when we were all celebrating on new years day a few months back.

The world as we know it is on pause, for how long is really unknown but girls in Bali have nothing to suck on and that means no money. We crave big pink western sausage and now all we are left with is the small brown mutilated variety. No thanks and no way.

It’s not just the girls, the whole island is empty and no one is making money. All the plush restaurants, bars, cafes, boutique shops, they are all sufferings and we are all pondering upon the same questions. When will this end and when will tourism pick up.

The answer is very unclear at this stage as the pandemic has not really kicked in but it has had a massive negative impact on the local economy and this impact will remain for the rest of 2020. How can it possibly get better? People all over the world have lost money and people are still scared to travel. It is one thing to get through this bitter storm but it is another thing altogether for an economy to u turn and for tourism to pick up. It could be worse, people globally are dying so lets priorities. Health is number one.

Many nations around the world are imposing travel restrictions, many air carriers are cancelling flights so the services industry and more specifically the tourism industry globally has been completely smashed. What are people to do, simple live cheap, live real cheap at least till the new year. Some like myself who reside in Singapore can rely on a competent and responsible Government for support and a plan. Others who live in Bali and other developing countries with inept governments will have to endure these hard times but at least the daily expenses are affordable.

The most important thing right now is to practice social distancing and this means being by yourself for the time being. So one great way to pass the time is to surf your favourite websites with some hand cream lotion near by and enjoy distressing knowing that in a few weeks you will be able to practice what you are watching and that is a comforting thought. If you are a girl remember to stock up on those batteries as they will be drained after a few hours of pleasure.

It is not that bad spending time with ones self and pleasing ones self, now is the ideal time to make the most of the situation. We are all in the same boat regardless of the country we are in so we can all relate. It can be tough, us girls cannot get our favourite protein shake fresh from the source, we are used to getting a few servings throughout the day. How well, once this is over and things return to normal you know exactly where to go if you happen to be in Bali and require a sensual massage. I guess for now I will have to just suck on some fruit.

March 2020

Don t Make a Whore A House Wife In Bali

I recently went to a friends wedding and it was very very interesting. The guy was from the UK, he was a white guy in his mid 30s originally from Portsmouth, his nickname was Jim. The girl was Indonesian but not Balinese, she was from Sumatra. They were finally doing it, they were getting married. His family few all the way from the UK to be with him on his special day as did many of his friends. The girl AKA Rose was in her early 30s, she has a daughter from a previous marriage, and apparently a model. Strangely her mother and father were no where to be seen. In fact not even on of the girls aunts or uncles were present on her wedding day. How peculiar it thought.

Then I looked at the guests at the wedding. I had just arrived from Singapore and was in Bali for a few days and had known the groom for some years. Most of guest were guys from the UK Europe or Australia and all of their partners and I mean all of their partners were Indonesian women but not from Bali. They were all from Java Sumatra or some other island and they all had a similar style of dress and mannerism. They were sexy but seemed to lack sophistication, education and class and all of them had very dark skin.

I’m a woman and it takes me half a second to work out another women. They all had something in common, they were all whores. The situation was the same, none of them had a job, none of them worked. Most of them were married previously to an Indonesian man, most of them had at least one child from their previous marriage, they all had tattoos, they all had a very sexual way of dressing, most of them were apparently models but strangely could not remember the modelling agency they worked for and were past it in terms of age and were not really tall enough to be a model. Apparently they were all good Muslim girls who loved to drink. Hmmm a very interesting picture.

My friend Jimwas a very sweat guy, he was also very naive. I had known that Roe and Jim had many issues previously and had broken up many times. Jim would leave Bali from time to time and stay in the UK to earn money for 2 to 4 months to earn money. Issues centred around Rose constantly being seen in bars and clubs with other guys. It was not even a once off, it was an every night occurrence. Bali is a small place, all Jim’s friends would go to the same clubs/bars as Rose. She would not even hide it, she would tell his friends to keep quiet and not say anything. So why was she constantly seeing these other guys behind poor Jim’s back. Simple, it was her job. That is correct, she meets guys on a daily basis,seduces them and gets paid money.

It was not only Rose who was doing this. Girls talk to girls and many of the girls at the wedding were telling me how hot I was and were encouraging me to make money after the wedding in the clubs and bars. The old saying is, birds of a feather flock together and all these girls at this wedding were whores. The bride sadly was very popular and a very well known good time girl. She even previously worked at a very well known Massage and Entertainment venue called the Palace where a girl would get 8 – 10 customers in a single night.

What is strange is that Jim was fully aware of this, he did not seem to mind the fact that his wife had swallowed over 1000 guys loads of cum and had been pounded by several thousand guys in the past few years. In fact it actually seemed to excite him. The last I have heard is he still goes overseas frequently and she is still seen in the clubs when he is away. They have a baby boy together and a dog. They have a happy home, he has come to accept what she is, a housewife and a whore as are all her friends. The objective of these women is simple. Make money long term by marrying a Westerner and make more money when their husbands backs are turned but opening their legs in the clubs and bars. Don’t be a fool like these men. If you want some sensual pleasure in Bali contact us and make a booking. Don’t make a whore a housewife in Bali.

February 2020

Double Oral Double The Pleasure

I once had a boyfriend from Holland and all he would do is eat me. He could not get enough of me, at least three times a day he would rip off my pants and go-to work. I really enjoyed the time we spent together. It was also a new experience for me as I was not always being eaten from the front. On many occasions he would just bend me over and has he termed it, eat dinner or desert. He would also frequently rim me and a session of oral with this crazy Dutch boy would last at least one hour. He would often say Asian women taste and smell very different to Western woman and further comment much much more tasty.

Just when I thought things could not improve they did. He was a bit of a freak and open minded so one day when his friend a German guy came to visit they both went to work on me at the same time. Now the pleasure of having one guy lick and tongue your pussy and another guy tongue and lick your butt hole is incredible. I cant describe the feeling in words but one thing is an absolute certainty. You must try it, you must if you are an open minded pleasure seeking woman allow two people to eat you and give pleasure to both your holes at the same time and this is a service we can help facilitate.

When a woman and man make a couples booking, One therapist will come out to see them, the role of the therapist is to give oral pleasure to both the man and woman, If you chose to engage in intercourse with your partner the therapist is an additional mouth or tongue who will provide oral pleasure to both members. A woman can perhaps for the first time experience her clit being tongued while she is being penetrated by her partner. This is extremely pleasurable for the lady but also a visual turn on for the man. Two tongues in two holes at the same time penetrating in and out can also be a real turn on for the woman.

Equally important the guy can enjoy double oral. Two women working the shaft is very pleasurable as is one working the pole and the other working the sack. A guy being able to climax in two mouths is also a real turn on and memorable experience

The whole point of this service is to experience new pleasures that you may have seen in an adult movie and want to try. Why not you are in Bali and are engaging in affordable discrete pleasure so if you happen to be on holiday and require an extra mouth or tongue then contact us and we will help your fantasy come to reality.

We fully encourage men to penetrate their partners while the therapist provides oral on their pole and partners hole/clit and we encourage both partners to finish in the therapists mouth or face. They love providing this sensual and classy service.

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HI Bali right now is saturated with COVID 19 and is 20 - 30 times high than what is currently reported. We will look after you when this awful pandemic is over.