January 2021

Finally It’s 2021 Time to Embrace a much Better Year and say Goodbye to a Dreadful one

Well we can all agree on one thing, 2020 was a very strange and unplesant year. The Chinese pandemic has reached all parts of the globe and infected tens of millions. It has impacted on everyones lives but there is good news. Very good news, its 2021. We are ready for a change and back to normality. It’s coming. There is not one vaccine, there are many vaccines, our scientics, viroligists, our best and brightest minds have done it. They have been able to beat this aweful Chinese pandemic. We are still here, we are still breathing and that means in a short time we can get immunised and return to normal life.

I know you want to come back to Bali. I know you want to get on an air plane without fear of breathing in someones COVID 19 germs in the recycled air. I know you want to actually go to a resturant of bar again with freaking out because the person behind you sneazed or coughed. It not too long before we can all relax and enjoy the simple pleasures again. I have to say, its been a humbeling experience. We have all been brought down a peg or two and it was probably needed but we have all endured enough and the end of this dreadful situation is near. The light at the end of the tunnel is bright. There is one peace of infomtion I must share with you.

Make sure you get vacinatied before coming to Bali

That right. We want you to be safe. The Government in Indonesia and Bali has basically ignored the pandemic. They have only focused on the economy and as expected placed human lives last. That’s is to be expected, not a suprise at all. So the situation here is so bad they have been underreporting the pandemic, if they did the same amount of testing as America they would have the same if not more cases. However there is no need to panic, just get the vaccine.

‘Guys and Girls soon you will be back in Bali and you can unload your love juice in my month’

I also need to be pragmatic, I am writing this in January, Bali will not open for perhaps a few months and international travel will not normalise for a few months. Whilst being positive I would write off the first three months of 2021 and in the second quarter I would expect things to improve fairly rapidly. By mid year I would expect life to be back to normal and international travel should be back on the agenda. Now it would be no fun at all meeting one of our lovely ladies and wearing a mask or being scared to touch each otehr. So once again, make sure you get your vaccination.

In truth it has been a year of mass stupidity, selfish behaviours, a mass lack of empathy for the greater good, a year filled with disinformation and more specifically mass social fake news. Not wearing a mask has become a political statement and a significant amount of people in Indonesia and Bali and wear a mask on their chin or not wearing a mask at all. Some are wearing a mask then taking it off to have a conversation. Am I surprised no. The average IQ in Indonesia is 86 so I would expect mass stupidity. from the people and absolute incompetence from the government and that is exactly what I have seen. But the good news is this mess is nearly over. Soon we will be back in business and you can call us for a massage that is sensual relaxing and you can if you are a guy you can blow your load or if you are a woman you can gush your juice into one of our lovely therapists mouths.


Possibly12 million undetected cases of covid 19 across Indonesia

If you are in a house that is on fire and you close your eyes is the house still on fire? Off course it is. It’s now December and Bali is a complete mess as is the rest of Indonesia but you would not know about it because everyone has their eyes shut tight.

Expect a lier to always tell lies and hide the truth. Expect an idiot to always be an idiot and do the wrong thing. So in a country where is a basically mandatory to be totally corrupt with an average national IQ of 86 combined with a none existent health system what would you expect from the people in power or populace. Tell the truth and act in a responsible manner. Yeah right.

If Indonesia did they same number of tests as the USA would they have more cases?

The official government figures report there are around 600,000 COVID 19 case and considering the population is 270 million that does not seem that bad, except its a total lie. The only thing they are doing is massively underreporting this pandemic.

Now the average IQ is 86, definitely not the smartest bunch of people and well there are 270 million of them so that is a whole lot of ignorant irresponsible people. Social distancing, yeah right!!!. No one is socially distancing or wearing a mask. No, I am wrong. They are wearing a mask when they are on a motorbike and then when they visit their friends and families people are taking it off. That’s what you can expect from really ignorant people. Imagine 90-95% of 270 million people are on a regular basis not wearing a mask or socially distancing. It’s not going to help is it.

Then the health system. Totally none existent. In fact it is so bad Indonesia ranks lower that Laos for health care. Lower than Laos, wow!!! It has the worst health system in all of South East Asia. When a family member is sick especially an elderly person the cultural norm is for the whole family to visit and look after the sick person. This is possibly the worst thing you can do in a pandemic. Oh no I’m wrong. The worst thing is to deliberately underreport and they are already doing that in fact they have done that from day one. It makes total sense to under-report, with a national IQ of 86 you can pretty much say anything and the populace will believe you.

So when considering the population, total failure of the government to have a lockdown or act in a responsible manner I can with confidence conclude that if Indonesia did the same number of tests as the USA then they would exceed 12million which is the current number of cases in America. Actually no I am wrong again. They would simply lye about the test results and completely fudge the data. If you want to distort the truth, if you want to be ignorant and close your eyes to reality then you and the mindless masses around you are responsible for your predicament. Bali is a total mess but you would not even know it. Ignorance is bliss. On a brighter note, I wrote an article last month about a religious nut job encouraging his followers to gather in large group, finally after several weeks they arrested the nutjob.


A Pandemic vs A Pandemic

Last month I wrote and article on religion and intelligence. One month later I came across a great example of religious fanatics doing what they do. It’s not hard find a group of religious fanatics acting completely irresponsible, arrogant and causing potential public danger.

In Jakarta, Indonesia the leader of a fanatical religion group in the middle of a pandemic organises a massive gathering. Which religion would allow such a group of irresponsible people to participate in such an event. The religion that causes 95% or more of the worlds religious related atrocities. The leader of a group decides to celebrate their so called prophet’s birthday along with the marriage of his daughter. What can this man do to openly defy Covid 19 restrictions. Invite thousands of followers into a room where it is so packed it’s impossible to socially distance. Yes in the middle of a pandemic let’s invite thousands of people. This is a very powerful action, it’s a clear message. Power!!!

This religious leader is exercising absolute power, he is making his own rules and demonstrating how weak the politicians really are. Any politician with a backbone would have the gathering stopped and the organisers fined or locked up. Unfortunately the prerequisite to be a politicians is to be an invertebrate along with being totally corrupt and greedy.

The actions of this nut-job sets a precedent, it encourages more nut-jobs like him to have gatherings and defy the invertebrate leaders of the country. I can see many more such events across the land over the next few weeks but here is the ironic twist of fate.

These fanatics who defy social restriction policies are not immune to Covid 19 and perhaps in some strange way this pandemic will weaken another pandemic that has endured for over 1000 years. If ignorant arrogant people with fanatical beliefs continue to gather and defy science and common sense then they and their communities will fall victim to Covid 19. It’s simple, they will spread the virus among their fanatical base and their populations will decease. Some people are sadly so arrogant and fanatical that they cannot be reached and it is these people who will be claimed. So ironically this pandemic spawned in China can help reduce a much older pandemic spawned in the desert.

A Pandemic ironically is more successful at combating an older more dangerous pandemic than invertebrate politicians

No wonder why every year thousands of women try to leave their cities villages and overbearing families to escape this culture. It must be awful to have to listen to and adhere to these fanatics who are pretty much against everything that is not fanatical. Where do these women go? They come to places like Bali for a new and better life away from this cultures dogma to party up, drink some alcohol and wear hot pants.

They very soon develop a taste for freedom and off course, pork sausage. Foreign pork sausage, bigger, better and off course not the small skinless variety. Just one of the many new pleasures to experience including fish pie. It gets even better, they can actually get paid and earn money while partying and tasting a few of these pork sausages or pies on any given night. Yeah, must really piss of the nut-jobs. When this pandemic is over and tourism returns to Bali it will be very easy to meet up with on of these girls escaping an awful oppressive culture in search of a better life and to try your pork sausage or fish pie by contacting us.

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HI Bali right now is saturated with COVID 19 and is 20 - 30 times high than what is currently reported. We will look after you when this awful pandemic is over.