Yoni Massage Therapy | Deeply Pleasurable and Relaxing for Women

The is nothing better than for a stressed woman to experience the wonders of yoni massage therapy. I’m old school and can remember the hit song ‘Girls just want to have fun,’ by Madonna. I believe women should be able to have fun and receive pleasure exactly in the same way men have done for several millennia. This is why I encourage any women who plan to visit Bali to try our Yoni massage therapy.

So what exactly is Yoni massage therapy?

Yoni is a form of tantric massage specifically for women. It is tantric in nature, so let’s expand on this. It involves stimulating both sensitive and sensual erogenous regions of the body. Ideally an orgasmic may occur but is not essential. The mere act will provide psychological and physical benefits. Reduced stress, tension as well as better biological wellbeing such as lower blood pressure or even a better nights sleep may occur.

Yoni is for women, the male equivalent is Lingam.

This process involves a participant and one therapist. We can organise two therapists to be present if you desire. There is a male version of Yoni which is just as ancient and has also attracted societal taboo over the ages. It is called the Lingam massage and is fantastic for men to also experience pleasure without a feeling of guilt or being dirty. We are not concerned with the opinions of narrow-minded people and nor should you, regardless of your gender.

Let Yoni empower your femininity

So Yoni massage therapy is specific for women and my belief is women have been oppressed thanks to misogynistic cultures and theologies for far too long. There has sadly been a great deal of taboo with regards to women engaging in sensual activity. With Yoni massage therapy, it is a statement. Women have the right to now simply book an appointment with us and let the therapist create a sense of deep relaxation and pleasure for them.

Men are not part of this process and simply don’t need to be unless you would like your male partner to join in. This is most definitely welcome. What is not welcome is any interference from corrupt local authorities and enforcement agencies. They are completely left out of the process, you are completely free to enjoy privacy and security.

Woman on Woman therapy

A woman has a much better understanding of another woman’s body than a man. This is why we encourage you to take a Yoni massage from a female therapist. Once again, women pleasuring women across time has been socially unacceptable by many. Who cares about them. This is about you and self-exploration.

It is private and confidential, when better to engage in this activity than on holiday in Bali. It’s your time, your moment so experiences something new that is beneficial to both your mental and physical wellbeing. Completely guilt-free and much 100% natural. This is the way nature intended we manage stress and experience pleasure so when this pandemic finally ends feel free to contact us and experience this amazing service.

April 2021

It’s 2021 and that means it’s time for the girls to have their fun as well

Everyone is entitled to feel great and experience deep relaxation including pleasure. For many years men have been indulging in pleasurable activities without shame or guilt. It’s as if they have a right to experience pleasure and with many partners. Well times have changed and women can now experience such delights.

Women in South East Asia and Bali for a very long time have swarmed around white men. Personally I don’t see a problem with this. Women are attracted to the alpha, the victor. They are biologically programmed to seek out the strongest and most successful mate. In Asia a white man is no longer a white man, they are the great white man. They can choose from many women and have many women give them pleasure all at the same time. I am an Asian female and I love white men, there is no greater turn of than being intimate and even dominated by a youthful, attractive and well built Norther European. It’s a turn on.

When you return to Bali make sure you get a girl on girl sensual massage from us

Interestingly things have recently changed. Asian women are also attracted to white women. They would not dream of being intimate with an Asian woman but will be very happy and eager to provide sensual pleasure for a white women. So no longer is it just about a man getting his pole stroked and caressed by an exotic oriental female. Now a Western woman can also get her hole poked and eaten by the same exotic Asian woman. Bali is no exception, you can experience this service but you will have to wait. We are still suffering from this awful Chinese pandemic, thanks China. When tourism bounces back you to can experience erotic sensual pleasure and enjoy a happy ending massage. Available for both men and women

March 2021

It’s now March, why is that significant. Well it’s because the first quarter is nearly at an end. It is no longer a new year. How is Bali doing? Bali is actually a real mess but no one is talking about it. The place resembles a ghost town, so many businesses are gone and most will never return. All you can see are shops, restaurants and bars with a sign either saying closed or for rent and no new tenants are moving in. How many people are out of work? How many people have lost their incomes? Well according to the government, everything is normal, in fact everything is ok.

Well what would you expect from compulsive lairs who have only one goal and that is to make as much cash as possible. Everything is not normal, it is a complete mess but lets all just keep pretending everything is fine. The new normal, mass denial of reality. Oh well I guess ignorance is bliss.

When will this mess start to get better is the question on everyone’s minds? That is everyone with an IQ above 100, the average IQ here is 86 so you can pretty much say anything and they will believe it. A true paradise for corrupt politicians. So when will things actually start to improve? The answer is probably next year. That’s right, there has been absolutely no improvement and the first quarter is nearly over so I would imagine it will improve slightly, very slightly by the conclusion of the second quarter and there goes half the year. So give it another half a year and lets call it late December. Yes by then things should start to be getting back to normal but even then it will be much quieter.

This is exactly what one can expect, no this is what people who deny reality deserve. If you cannot be bothered to test for this virus properly and report the real figures, if you cannot be bothered to lock down and contain the spread of this virus and if you convince yourself and others everything along with wearing a mask on your chin is safe and normal and there is nothing to worry about. Well reality will slap you in the face. Bali was smashed in 2020 and it will continue till the end of 2021. The rhetoric will be everything is great, everything is fantastic. Yes tell the locals that when they run out of money and no tourists come visiting soon because everyone knows the place is swarming with COVID 19. Let’s blame someone, lets blame the bule living in Bali. What are they doing? They must be working illegally, many they are making money on the computer. Lets charge them, tax them, anything, we need a scapegoat for everyone’s frustration.

Things will get better when people start getting vaccinated so it is up to foreign countries to vaccinate their people because the population in Bali and Indonesia won’t be vaccinated for many many months to come. It is simply beyond the ability of the officials to organise the most basic of tasks, forget mass immunisation. So we will open when Bali opens, most likely next year and you can once againg enjoy a sensual massage.

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HI Bali right now is saturated with COVID 19 and is 20 - 30 times high than what is currently reported. We will look after you when this awful pandemic is over.