August

People know Kuta to be a cheap place to hand out and drink lots of alcohol.  Yes that is correct, that is why people goto this dive of a place.  It is full of tacky souvenirs that are massively marked up and no longer a bargin.  In fact I know many places in Singapore that are cheaper.  The area also attracts lots for Bogans “rednecks from Australia” who are after some cheap food and cheap women.  Brown girls love white cock, and in Kuta there are plenty of brown girls and plenty of white cock.  No be very careful, there are plenty of massage parlours offering a happy ending massage or hand job or blow job but most are just a complete waste of time.  To get this type of service the parlour will have to pay off corrupt officials in uniforms “you know the type” who are consumed by greed and add zero value.  So who pays for this, you do the consumer.  There is a better way, contact us and we will ensure you get your dick sucked and stroked for a very good price that is extremely satisfying.  The service is in the privacy of your own villa/hotel and you just have to pay one person, the girl providing the service.

Kuta the place for a happy ending massage, blow job or hand relief.  Time to enjoy paradise.

If you came to Kuta and did not experience the below for well under $100 you did not really come to Bali.  Don’t miss out, before you head off to the airport get on that Plane back to where ever you have come from make your you experience the wonders of the Island.  Cold beer and let the professional unzip your pants and go to work.

July

We are not too far from Bali in another Tropical Island called Singapore.  We have head that the volcano in Bali has settled down which means more tourists will be arriving and there will all be wanting a cold beer, cheap tasty food and will also want some relaxation time.  I personally love lower back massages and neck massages but my favorite kind of massage is a 30 – 45 minute foot massage finished off by a hot Asian girl eating my pussy.  I find this very stress releasing .

Again ladies if you want a woman on woman massage we encourage you to take a 2 hour massage especially if it is your first time.  Your first massage of this nature will take much longer for you to relax and enjoy the pleasurable experience, I know I am a woman and am talking from personal experience and alot of my female friends also have shared their experience with me.

Guys who have never paid for pleasure also at least for their first time should book a 2hrs massage, it is ultimately up to you but if you want an amazing memorable time in Bali start with 2hrs call us again and maybe 1hr will then suit you.  It’s the middle of 2018 and the World Cup is on!!!!  I think it will come down to the England and France.  Time will tell.

White Guys love Asian Chicks, Well Asian Chicks love eating out white girls!!!